BAD NEWS & VERY BAD NEWS
By Jasa Iklan - Selasa, 11 September 2012
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to
live.
Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very
bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
TOOTH EXTRACTION
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
NUBRUK BULE
Seorang cewek yang bahasa Inggrisnya kacau-balau suatu hari nubruk
seorang bule ketika jalan-jalan di mall.
Cewek : "I'm sorry."
Bule : "I'm sorry, too."
Si cewek bingung. Doi ngerasa harus ngejawab tuh bule.
Cewek : "I'm sorry, three."
Bule : "What are you sorry for?"
Cewek : "I'm sorry, five."
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